In Honor of International Woman's Day

The first draft of John Bolton's initial statement to the United Nations, before those socialist appeasers in the State Department changed it.


"I would like to state, that I really dig you chicks.

I mean, I'd like to thank Pamela for having a nice rack! Wow, those funbags are AWESOME! Can I get a hell ya?


Hell ya!

Next, I'd like to thank my old pal Judy Miller, who was the hottest cooch at Plato's retreat! Yowsa, that was one tight box. Can I get a hell ya?


Hell ya!

And finally, I'd like to thank that one spicy number, with the fantastic ass, who got me so stiff I had to relieve the tension by tossing my swingline stapler at her. Your eyes said "I hate your guts" but your mouth would have told old Bolty to give her some of that man meat.

So to all you bitches out there, let me tell you, old John he appreciates you -- even more when your nekked."