Republican Party and Personal Responsibility:

As it exists TODAY:

To the pregnant woman: "You shouldn't be such a slut"

To the raped woman: "Really, you shouldn't be such a slut"

To the soldier in Iraq: "Hey, you volunteered!"

To the poor person: "You should consider volunteering for the Army."

To the Dead Iraqi: "Hey, at least Saddam isn't in power. If he'd have killed you it'd hurt more."

To the war protestor: "Go tell it to the dead Iraqi, America hater. Bet you're a slut."

To all victims: "You really need to take personal responsibility and stop blaming your abuser. Except you, of course, Iraqi dead guy. You can blame Saddam."