Operation: Pretend I visited Eye-Rack

Well in a move that surprised no one who isn't a media talking head, Bush has started his trip to India and Pakistan by getting the country wrong and landing in Afghanistan. And now to convince the mouth-breathers he is actually visiting that other country where things really, really suck.

Maybe while he is there, Bush can visit Osama? Oh, that's right, he's a slave to the all-powerful "scheduler" (wonder if the "Scheduler" was told about Cheney & the Dubai ports before Bush?).


Spot the coward.

Wisely, the balder they were, the greater the distance they kept from the Chimp.


"Ah'm the one with mah full name stenciled on mah jacket."