Unintentionally funniest non-political thing I've read for some time...

I admit, I spent much time in high school and college playing Dungeons & Dragons (or as we true players knew it, "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"), but still I find this statement from the game's creator Gary Gygax explaining the new on-line version hilarious:

"There have been a lot of video games based on Dungeons & Dragons, but in the past they have been almost entirely solo, single-player experiences," Jeff Anderson, chief executive of the company that makes the online game, Turbine Inc., based in Westwood, Mass., said last week. "Now, with the Internet and advances in graphics, we can finally create an online version of that classic sitting-around-the-kitchen-table Dungeons & Dragons experience, without people having to actually go out."

Some guys (and it will be guys) will NEVER see sunlight again. Gollum.