Parody

The Cable News Networks have now salivated for about 30 straight hours over the arrest of a terrorist threat equivalent to the Society for Creative Anacronism or an awesome D&D Campaign.

"The group apparently did little to inspire fear in the Liberty City neighborhood where they took up residence. A close family friend and a distance cousin of Stanley Grant Phanor described the leader of the group, Narseal Batiste, as a "Moses-like figure" who would roam the streets in a cape or bathrobe, toting a crooked wooden cane and looking for young men to join his group.

Huzzah!