The Saddest Sadsacks of Shit ever!

The fact that this terrorist arrest was made into a huge deal this week gets more and more pathetic.

This so-called group desiring to blow up the Sears Tower couldn't make toast, let alone an explosive.

The father of a man accused in a terrorism plot to blow up Chicago's Sears Tower said Saturday he was at a loss to explain how his son was suspected of leading such a group.

"He's not in his right mind, I'll tell you that," Narcisse Batiste, 72, said in an interview at his home here in central Louisiana.

He also was under the delusion that he was in the DeBarge family:

If I should ever happen to be arrested, please let them find something better than my Senior Class Photo.