Why would anyone ever want to leave?

After all, our forces are the only ones able to prevent this sort of thing.

Uh...

At least 25 people have been executed gangland-style in Iraq's third-largest city this week, with residents gunned down in ones and twos and bodies found scattered throughout Mosul.

Why if it wasn't for the "Special Presidency" of George W. Bush the Iraqis wouldn't have the ability to engage in this kind of roughhousing with each other. The kind of hijinks that only "real" freedom provides. We have given them the power previously reserved only for Americans. Americans like Bushwackers, Jayhawkers, Gangsters, and Coastal Rappers.

It's on the march people -- and to enjoy Freedom, I suggest to the Iraqi people they invest in "Panic Rooms".

Thank goodness we're stayin'!