And Mitt Romney will ask me to touch his glutes

Yes, K-Lo, picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Predictions [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

With some focusing .... Rick Santorum will win. Michael Steele will win. Jim Talent will win. The GOP will keep the House and the Senate. It will send a message that we do, in fact, live in a 9/11 world and we vote as if we are.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.