Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Nostralameass

For what it's worth here are my predictions for the "Last Stand of the GOP"

October 30: OSAMA TAPE, FoxNews notices how much he sounds like Howard Dean.

November 5: Saddam Sentenced...to live in Iraq.

November 6: Cruise Missile Strike in Northern Pakistan, CIA claims it took out Osama, Zawahiri, Mullah Omar, and the HEAD-ON voice-over lady.

November 7: Election Day.

November 8: That cruise missile strike turns out to have just blown away a Pakistani Kindergarten. Oopsy!

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