Dear ESPN

Please tell John Gruden to stop blowing every person in the NFL. "This Guy" this and "This Guy" that. He treats every team, every coach, every player like John Madden talking about Favre.

He was doing the Browns game, how about a few "I call THIS GUY Brady Quinn, the Vacuum Cleaner, because THIS GUY sucks!"

OTH, he's not Tony Kornheiser, he at least likes being there, so there's that.

Oh, and here's a show idea, next year Matt Millen and Eric Mangini have a show together where they discuss how to make bad teams even worse. I have to think Brady Quinn and JaMarcus Russell would be available for guest appearances.