Sarah Palin: The Hits 2008-2009

In honor of Carrie Prej Sarah Palin's big book release, I'm bringing you some of the lady's greatest hits -- and some of the greatest hits about the lady. This one -- courtesy of the baby-faced ding-dong who runs the National Review -- was an instant classic:

A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It's one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O'Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

(I think we all know what really sat up a little straighter.) Anyway, she's got it, alright, just check it out below. (Stick with it until the end for the little starbursts).