Quick view of my personal life

Not much of one really.

I swear, I don't know how it happens but I look in my refrigerator and/or cupboards before I go shopping and there's no sign of salad dressing or mustard.

So I go to the store buy a new blue cheese dressing (only the least healthy for me) and yellow mustard (only the cheapest for me) only to discover upon returning home I already have two blue cheese dressings and two mustards -- so that now I have three of each.

I swear my condiments are hanging out with my socks.