*Starbursts!*

Well, at least Rich Lowry will have some variety in life after the pages of his copy of "Going Rogue" start sticking together:

Porn distributor Vivid Entertainment is making a play to distribute the former Miss California's sex tapes—which it allegedly has in its possession, already...

Prejean has claimed she was not yet 18 when these were taped, but that's unlikely.

And when you are finding a porn producer more credible than someone else, that's not a good sign.