Quality Snark

In my post yesterday about the GOP's new list-making (Top 10 Signs you're a moron) which managed to rip off both Letterman and Jeff Foxworthy, commenter Fred Flinstone (from Bedrock, twist twist?) mentioned this in comments, and it is really some brilliant and pithy snark.

From Pudentilla at Skippy tbk:

an american conservative is someone who believes that

a) the vatican ought to decide our domestic policy;
b) israel ought to decide our foreign policy;
c) communist china ought to decide our economic policy; and
d) osama bin ladin ought to decide who gets tried in our courts.