Lou Dobbs to make New Jersey into Springsteen Hating Hellhole

You know, similar but opposite:

In his departure statement, Dobbs -- who previously mulled a run for governor of New Jersey -- seemed to hint at a possible run for elected office. "Some leaders in media, politics, and business have been urging me to go beyond the role here at CNN and to engage in constructive problem-solving"

And what is more constructive then telling Felipe Calderon to keep his filthy mitts off of East Orange!