Meanwhile,

In the happy land we made "extree" happy -- the land of the perpetual declaration of victory -- Richard Cohen can rub his chin-beard blithely about this:

In what appeared to be a coordinated assault, a series of car bombings across Baghdad on Tuesday killed at least 101 people and wounded scores more, according to preliminary accounts by police and hospital officials.

Fear not Dickie, 'tis but the prudent use of therapeutic violence you prescribe.

Asshole.

But hey, lookie here, person rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods house, then quickly discharged from hospital.

We know which one is going to dominate our awesome media now don't we?

Why can't Tiger just have sex with Sarah Palin in front of Chuck Todd so we can just get the fucking Rapture started already?