Oh dear, I know the economy is bad and all, but even the "Dirty Jobs" guy would pass on this one

Is this worse than being the Doughy Pantload's "Minor Domo"?


Job Requirements:

1. Discrete Discreet;
2. Delusional;
3. Functionally illiterate;
4. Delusional;
5. Good with a towel and/or old sock;
6. Pass test for carpal tunnel detection because there's going to be a lot of cutting and pasting Sarah Palin pic.
7. Willing to rent 'Who's Nailin' Palin' DVD's.
8. Discreet.