Well, thank goodness

Is there nothing Bono won't try to do? Is there anything we can do to stop him?

Bono has lent his support to the Republic of Ireland football team who were knocked out of the World Cup qualifiers by France following the Thierry Henry handball scandal.

I have this bizarre dream that Bono, Prince, and Toby Keith join forces to alternatively bomb people, decry bombing people, and engage in mysterious bits of pouting about people dying 4 them.

Speaking of which, this is a good spot to put up the picture of Prince at last Sunday's Viking game. Unleash your "Purple Reign/Rain" jokes here: