Oh how they doth suffer...

What's a war criminal do in his spare time, when not pretending they were awesome uttering his slime to his willing stenographers?

The former vice president is splitting his time among his houses in Virginia, in Wyoming and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, with a place at each for working on his memoir, to be published in the spring of 2011. His eldest daughter, former Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of State Liz Cheney, is collaborating on the writing and overseeing research.

And the lying, don't forget she's collaborating on the lying.