Friday, June 04, 2010

Can't we just solve two headaches

By trading South Carolina for the Gaza Strip? The latter can't be any crazier, it'd be spruced up a bit -- and then the Israeli conservative Torah-thumpers can be matched up with the horny conservative Bible-thumpers and all get raptured together (except the Jews of course, so I guess there's a small hole in the logic other than the general lack of logic -- although the taking away of weapons effort would surely work out just swell).

5 comments:

StonyPillow said...

You're going to give the Gaza Palestinians access to fresh water? Better watch it, the Kraphammer's coming for you.

pansypoo said...

it's nothing like a ghetto.

israelis are nice nazis

come and get me isiot.

Expat said...

s->d?

Can we give the Israeli's Arizona, Let them call it Arazona, the sun can still parboil their brains and the Palestinians can be left in peace?

Unknown said...

Sorry, but I already offered them Alaska.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Let's call it Aryzona.