Rising Hegemon
That a movie industry that thought it was an awesome idea to remake the Karate Kid (we've found someone more obnoxious than Ralph Macchio!, but hey it did open somewhat big), the A-Team (with this and 'Release the Kraken' we know Liam Neeson is entering his Michael Caine 'just give me the check' phase), a live action Marmaduke (seriously, what the fuck? -- what's next a live-action 'Blondie' or 'Mary Worth'?), and a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie movie only with true "megastars" Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Hegel would be stunned about how shitty the box-office receipts are. [Hey, everybody, long enough sentence for you?]
But, yeah, making yet another comic book movie set in the Old West will be the sure cure.
And speaking of box-office failures.
3 comments:
Yas! A live action Mary Worth! That ought to be.....zzzzZZZZZZZ.
where's my bill the cat movie? ick poo ack ack
let 'em scream wolverines. we'll yell falafel.
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