Monday, June 07, 2010

Hold me closer tiny wanker!


A familiar tune:

(Reuters) – U.S. and Iraqi forces have killed or captured 34 of the top 42 al Qaeda leaders in Iraq in the past 90 days, severing the group from al Qaeda's senior leadership and leaving it struggling to regroup, Army General Ray Odierno said on Friday.


We're winning...and winning...and winning. Seven more years!

But all this winning by us means Al Qaeda has a sad:


...A string of setbacks for al-Qaida's affiliate in Iraq has left the insurgent group "devastated" and struggling to cope


Maybe they're just sad not to have been invited to the latest Rush Limbaugh wedding and hear Elton John (who can apparently be bought for "one million" dollars)?

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's this eyewitness description of Limbaugh's house:

Largely decorated by Limbaugh himself, his home reflects the things and places he has seen and admired. A massive chandelier in the dining room, for example, is a replica of the one that hung in the lobby of New York’s Plaza Hotel. The vast salon is meant to suggest Versailles. The main guest suite is an exact replica of the Presidential Suite at the Hotel George V in Paris. Fragrant candles burned throughout the house, a daily home-from-the-wars ritual.”

There's also the Viagra-fueled sex trip to the DR. The anal penetration fixation. The inability to keep three women interested enough to stick around.

Anybody wanna bet that Elton John was HIS choice?

4K said...

I still don't know why Elton John wrote a song about Tony Danza when he wasn't even famous yet. Maybe he saw him as a boxer?!

Anonymous said...

Why didn't Rush just marry Elton John? He might well be given a seat in the House of Lords while his wife ran round the world playing the gay white whore.
vox

Anonymous said...

Check it out --

http://realestalker.blogspot.com/search?q=limbaugh

A brass chandelier in the bathroom, and a fruitier-than-Key-West mural in the bedroom. Nope, no questions there.