Saturday, June 05, 2010

The "Special Ed" Relationship

Oh Lord,

BP is to hive off its Gulf of Mexico oil spill operation to a separate in-house business to be run by an American in a bid to isolate the "toxic" side of the company and dilute some of the anti-British feeling aimed at chief executive Tony Hayward, the company said today.

The surprise announcement was made during a teleconference with City and Wall Street analysts in which Hayward attempted to shrug off the personal criticism saying words "could not break his bones".


Anti-British?!

How about anti-Tony "Lying Asshole" Hay-zel-ward?

Yes, all Americans hate England now. Apparently this is all 54'40" or fight shit.

4 comments:

Polaris said...

There's a big difference between "Britain" and "England" (and the UK for that matter)

Montag said...

Oh, you bet ol' Tony wants someone else in the spotlight.

That's his way of "getting his life back."

pansypoo said...

he's BP dick' to me.

Anonymous said...

I thought Tony was the perfect choice for the job..Contrite, worried looking, compassionate, comatose from so many sleepless nights...no one better than Tony.. Mebbe they'll let dick cheney carry their water. vox