Monday, March 14, 2011

Grand Old Pricks

And hypocrites:

Protesters who marched at the home of Wisconsin state senator Randy Hopper (R-Fond du Lac) were met with something of a surprise on Saturday. Mrs. Hopper appeared at the door and informed them that Sen. Hopper was no longer in residence at this address, but now lives in Madison, WI with his 25-year-old mistress.

14 comments:

Montag said...

Even though they're busy destroying the country, they're still good for an occasional snigger....

jimmiraybob said...

And, the icing on the cake, the "much-younger new flame", or as I call her, the Republican family values mistress, is:

...currently employed as a lobbyist for right-wing advocacy group Persuasion Partners, Inc.,...

I guess that the closest I'll ever get to living like Caligula is by keeping tabs on the Teabirchpublican party. (They have everything from foot tapping for boys in the bathroom, to international activities like "Hiking the Appalachian Trail", to wet-suit, butt-plug, auto-asphyxiation, all the way to just plain old fashioned local dumping the wives for the fresh stuff - almost as depraved as the Roman Catholic Church).

mark said...

As a life-long atheist, I just want to say--please, please God, I beg you, let this be true.

Anonymous said...

When's his wife signing the recall petition? That photo should be on the front page of every paper. Oh, papers would see it as unseemly; well at least every thinking voter's blog.
vox

Anonymous said...

I'm not familiar with WI voting districts, but Fond du lac and Madison are 75 miles apart. Is he still eligible to be a Fond du Lac representative if he's living in Madison?

Bodacious said...

Great~ now I have to head home from work to change my shirt as coffee just shot out my nose when I read this. Priceless!!!

jimmiraybob said...

The TeaPublicans - putting the sin into Wisconsin.

pansypoo said...

kharma is a scorned wife and the maid.

Olives and Arrows said...

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Even though they're busy destroying the country, they're still good for an occasional snigger....

Older men tryin' to score younger pussy is destroying the country?

Montag said...

"Older men tryin' to score younger pussy is destroying the country?"

Orifices and Assholes, that sort of diversion never worked, and still doesn't. (Still working from the same ol' tired, lame bag o' tricks, I see.)

Go back to pulling yer pud to Scary Sarah speeches.

MD said...

Dear doG, they are really entertaining me now. Madison is in the 26th District, I think they already got one of them thar senators. He is gonna have one tough task proving residency after this little cause celebre. If this shit keeps happening, I'll be able to spell Schdenfreude without looking it up.

Anonymous said...

Older men tryin' to score younger pussy is destroying the country?

No more than your mom, tryin' to score younger dick...

Anonymous said...

Sweet, but nothing beats family values preacher Sen Vitter in diapers begging his Washington DC Madame for a spanking, then tearfully confessing his sin to a forgiving Louisiana electorate.

Bruce Webb said...

"When's his wife signing the recall petition? "

From what I read she already did. Maybe they can have a ceremonial re-enactment. Or maybe have her deliver the the petitions.