Rising Hegemon
Listen my children and you shall hear, of the reinvented ride of Paul Revere:
PALIN: He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.
I believe that somehow she thinks Revere was the lead character in Red Dawn.
(pic from here)
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Whut?
That's not even word salad! That's like word milkshake or word puree.
You can almost hear the words themselves screaming "No please! Stop torturing us! We beg of you, please! Aieeeee!"
And that's even before getting into the egregious massacring of history, which she might be doing in that word puree. But I can't tell because goddamnit what the fuck is she trying to say anyway?
Hehe! Lordy, she's so dumb!
Wow. Just think for a moment - if that is what comes out of her mouth, after going through the process of selecting words, syntax, internal monitoring for consistency - if after all that this is what she produces, what must be going on in her head? What kind of crazy-ass mentalese must be happening to produce this, assuming that her production system is normal?
I'm leaning with Nonynony here, I think maybe there's Wernicke's aphasia setting in - maybe some kind of weird parasite is eating away at that brain or something.
>maybe some kind of weird parasite is eating away at that brain
Or maybe she *is* the parasite, sent by a race of alien beings to stultify human society -- a dimmer switch on civilization itself.
Kang, or Kodos?
skol went in 1 ear + out the other.
"Or maybe she *is* the parasite, sent by a race of alien beings to stultify human society -- a dimmer switch on civilization itself."
And, taking that one step further, what if she's speaking in code to the alien overlords and we're just trying to force it into our conception of an intelligible language like English?
Pods! Look for the Pods!
Can someone give the English language a decent burial?? It was just killed with a dagger of dumb right through its heart.
Yeah but COME ON guys! Can YOU see Russia from your house? Or did you know that AFRICA is a COUNTRY?!
Didn't think so. ;]
SHE LEARNED ALL THIS FROM W.
Flubbing never cost him votes, it got him votes. Stupid was as stupid will be.
vox
Just as a point of comparison:
"And out of chaos would become vacuums" - W (2007)
sadly the gnews like stupid so they can look shmarter.
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