He has to MEET with his WIFE?? The hell? The president thing might be over but the after party is at Herman's, baby! 999 WTF Avenue, BYOB!!! And an extra stripper 'cause Hermie's back and he don't want no allegations.
* Made out like a bandit on the book? Check. * Provided some Republican immunity from blame for the racist shitstorm that starts in a few months? Check. * Ran out the clock on the Teabaggers? Check. *Catapulted the flat tax propaganda for the Koch Brothers? Check. * Provided his own self-igniting burn bag? Check.
A remarkable success story in right wing politics ends today.
I was really hoping today's the day that Cain announces: "Psych! Gotacha, suckaz! Idiots and rubes, every one of you! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Because I simply can't live in a world where Herman Cain, the political establishment, and the political punditry actually took this assclown's campaign seriously. If it 's not an elaborate Yes Men-style hoax designed to reveal serious flaws in our electorate and our political system, then we truly are fucked and don't deserve even a shadow democracy.
“These untrue accusations continue to spin in the media and the court of public opinion so as to create a cloud of doubt over me and my family,” Cain said. “That hurts. It hurts me, it hurts my family and it hurts the American people because you are being denied a solution to our problems.”
And not that Herman wouldn't know Libya from a ham sammich, or that his "9-9-9" plan was transparently imbecilic. Or that the stone-sober evangelicals he was wooing were appalled by the thought of Humpin' Herman in the White House.
Oh, no. When one's character is one's fate, the media is to blame....
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I predict that he will drop his bid for president of the US and announce his run for Emperor of the World. 9-9-9 for everyone baby!
He has to MEET with his WIFE?? The hell? The president thing might be over but the after party is at Herman's, baby! 999 WTF Avenue, BYOB!!! And an extra stripper 'cause Hermie's back and he don't want no allegations.
* Made out like a bandit on the book? Check.
* Provided some Republican immunity from blame for the racist shitstorm that starts in a few months? Check.
* Ran out the clock on the Teabaggers? Check.
*Catapulted the flat tax propaganda for the Koch Brothers? Check.
* Provided his own self-igniting burn bag? Check.
A remarkable success story in right wing politics ends today.
I was really hoping today's the day that Cain announces: "Psych! Gotacha, suckaz! Idiots and rubes, every one of you! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Because I simply can't live in a world where Herman Cain, the political establishment, and the political punditry actually took this assclown's campaign seriously. If it 's not an elaborate Yes Men-style hoax designed to reveal serious flaws in our electorate and our political system, then we truly are fucked and don't deserve even a shadow democracy.
I wonder how many candidates will show up for Trump's debate?
2:00PM Saturday.
Just heard it on radio; Herman "Hold the Sausage" Cain is suspending his campaign.
Suspending? Not exactly the same as "stopping", or "ending" is it? I say he's taken a page from presidential aspirant and bus aficionado, Sarah Palin.
Please come back Herman. Think of Jon Stewart!
You had it first! TPM has it now:
“These untrue accusations continue to spin in the media and the court of public opinion so as to create a cloud of doubt over me and my family,” Cain said. “That hurts. It hurts me, it hurts my family and it hurts the American people because you are being denied a solution to our problems.”
Oh, yes, of course, it was the mean ol' media.
And not that Herman wouldn't know Libya from a ham sammich, or that his "9-9-9" plan was transparently imbecilic. Or that the stone-sober evangelicals he was wooing were appalled by the thought of Humpin' Herman in the White House.
Oh, no. When one's character is one's fate, the media is to blame....
herman is running til the money stops.
Maybe the next Repuke president will appoint him ambassador to Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan.
or libyastan.
Tyler Perry's Herman Cain 4 President is "on hiatus." Even the sex-scandal story they created for November sweeps couldn't save it.
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