A bunch of randy harlots

One thing about the GOP-base in Iowa, they'll sleep around...until they think they've hit the slump buster.

Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum moved to third with 16 percent of the vote, after months of campaigning in the state seeing little traction.

Santorum makes Newt Gingrich look likable and Michelle Bachmann look slightly less insane. The Obama campaign couldn't be happier.