Sunday, August 19, 2012

What the Great Orange Satan

Says:

Romney won the Republican primaries by vastly outspending his opponents, and going overwhelmingly negative against them, which is what one does when one can't go overwhelmingly positive about oneself, because oneself is a petty, boorish ass. But Mitt isn't used to anyone being able to fight back. He isn't used to having to abide by accepted standards of behavior. This is all so painful and ugly. You people should just hand Mitt the keys to the White House. Since Versailles isn't available.

5 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

You people should just hand Mitt the keys to the White House.

While I agree wholeheartedly, I can't find my set of keys. Last I say them there was bourbon, monkeys and hookers involved. No, I'm not secret Service. Why do you ask?

Mitt (R-Anglo Saxons with Money) and near Mitt (R-Whatever It Takes) will just have to slug it out.

Montag said...

The Rmoneybot is, in many ways, a modern-day Warren G. Harding, and Ryan might be a modern-day Richard Nixon.

I expect their new campaign slogan to be: "We are not crooks."

jimmiraybob said...

I expect their new campaign slogan to be: "We are not crooks."

I would only add "retroactively."

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pansypoo said...

losing twice would have ended mitt's dreams.