Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Oh, this is comforting

You always can spot the crazies with one simple little test:

The leaders have come under intense scrutiny. Barely 36 hours after the caustic New Year’s Day vote, Boehner faced a coup attempt from a clutch of renegade conservatives. The cabal quickly fell apart when several Republicans, after a night of prayer, said God told them to spare the speaker. Still, Boehner came within a few votes of failing to secure his speakership on the initial vote, an outcome that would have forced a second ballot for the first time in nearly a century.
More evidence that God either doesn't exist, or is kind of a dick.

You see now why I'm an agnostic...although I know Congressional Republicans are uniformly dicks.

7 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

Let's hope that they don't make EVERY decision based on the voices in their head.

Montag said...

How times have changed. In the old days, you could always tell who the real crackpots were because they smelled of duplicating fluid from running off their newsletters.

Now, they're in Congress.

Jim said...

Am I being too much of a coastal elitist (who has always lived between the Continental Divide and the Appalachians, north of the Mason-Dixon line) to wonder if "God" didn't remind these fine fellows that Boehner's replacement was a... um... you know, he's ... that he hadn't accepted Jesus as his personal savior?

Anonymous said...

I'd say it was mighty white of their god to save the career of an orange man.

StonyPillow said...

So that's what the Republican House caucus calls Haley Barbour.

Athenawise said...

We are well and truly boned.

feralcrj said...

way to seperate church and state...

may their dear and fluffy little sky buddy explain to them the difference between self determination and psychosis.