Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Yes, perhaps in 30 years or so from Type-II Diabetes

FoxNews, once again your go-to source for the multiple ways a black man can kill you:
Fox News Speculates Trayvon Martin Could Have Killed Someone With Skittles And Iced Tea
Or he might knock a cross you set on fire over on you.

7 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Skittles Sour are hellacious.

Montag said...

I'm kinda surprised that Martin didn't just use his black kid dehumanizing stare on Zimmerman, like that fourteen-year-old in Miami did on a couple of cops.

I mean, that puts people in the hospital, right? (The wrong people, but, well, never mind.)

Aaron said...

So...Martin was a big Bill-O fan?
Your telling me he was pounding Super Rent-a-Cop in the head with a plastic bottle of iced tea screaming "More iced tea MF'er?!?!?"

These people have a seriously tenuous grip on reality.

P J said...

Lawyers lawyering make for good comedy on the tube. Speculating without speculating for the rubes entertainment. Now that's a side splitting moment in why we love to hate them.

Harry R. Sohl said...

"Here's my iced tea, motherfucker!"

pansypoo said...

how can we make it more itchy + scratchy show.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Sugar gives one adult onset diabetes. This is why Faux News supported Bloomberg's ban on sodas.