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Fox News Speculates Trayvon Martin Could Have Killed Someone With Skittles And Iced Tea
Skittles Sour are hellacious.
I'm kinda surprised that Martin didn't just use his black kid dehumanizing stare on Zimmerman, like that fourteen-year-old in Miami did on a couple of cops. I mean, that puts people in the hospital, right? (The wrong people, but, well, never mind.)
So...Martin was a big Bill-O fan? Your telling me he was pounding Super Rent-a-Cop in the head with a plastic bottle of iced tea screaming "More iced tea MF'er?!?!?"These people have a seriously tenuous grip on reality.
Lawyers lawyering make for good comedy on the tube. Speculating without speculating for the rubes entertainment. Now that's a side splitting moment in why we love to hate them.
"Here's my iced tea, motherfucker!"
how can we make it more itchy + scratchy show.
Sugar gives one adult onset diabetes. This is why Faux News supported Bloomberg's ban on sodas.
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