Aw, Damn

We here at "the Hegemon" (trite, no?) take the notion of 'integrity' seriously (ed. we do?) and therefore it is with great regret that our recent "Bush receiving the, ah-hmm, 'servicing' has been discovered to have been the result of photoshopping, taken when Bush visited Sweden in June 2001. The original photoshopper is unknown to Atta J. Turk.

But that doesn't mean there is not comedy material in the original Bush pictures:


"So what you do Mr. President is you take the city-slicker and you isolate him from his friends, make him drop his pants, bend over and squeel like a piggy. Goran and I do it all the time."


"Hmmm, Mr. President, I wouldn't describe them as 'child-bearing', at least not to her face. Try using something smoother like, 'My Nubian Princess'"


"You won't believe the shit some of my people claim is going to happen in the next few months."


"Well, here we are in Stockholm Laura. Wave hello to the Norwegians."