There will be no Questions...

Like a ethereal ghoul, Donald Rumsfeld decided to try to save his job today by visiting the army "he had" when Bush led them to war.

Whether or not he brought along a prop turkey is unknown at this time, but I'm sure he had an aide available with prefabricated signed photographs.

"Happy Holidays,

I'm going back to the States...you?

Donald "Call me Mr. Secretary" Rumsfeld"