Leak on New Coulter Book

Details on Ann Coulter's new book, How To Kill a Liberal (because you must) have been leaked exclusively to the Rising Hegemon by the Douche bag of Liberty (we owe ya one Bob!). Apparently Coulter believes that she has been too soft on liberals in her past books.


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"I have been going too fucking light on God cursed liberals!!!" Coulter screamed in an exclusive phone interview with RH correspondent Trowellette. "Instead of just wishing that liberals have never been born, I want to take my readers to the next best thing on to the higher level, marching toward victory, eliminating them!!! Destroying them!!! Hurting them real bad!!!" Coulter continued through the sound of drooling, "Since we God loving peaceful conservatives have reached the end of our rope with those scum and have bought, won the white house for real, we can now evacuate the world of liberal shit!!!!!!"

When asked about her favorite way to "eliminate liberals," Crazy Ann, listed a long laundry list of ways:

Screaming at them until they die! I have done this for sometime, it works.

Giving them the evil EYE until they die! Also quite effective!

Forcing them to watch all of the films of the governator, Chuck Norris, and a host of other right-wing heavy weights until they are compelled to act out the violent scenes.

Forcing them to watch Sean Hannity and look for logic.

Force them to eat rat like G. Gordon Liddy.

Trap them in a room with unbreakable radio playing Michael Savage and a gun with one bullet.

Leave them at a the Nugent survival training ranch with a "Cat Scratch This!" Bullseye T-shirt

Force them to stand between Dick Cheney and a buffet without the complimentary taser.

Force them to stand between Denny Hastert and a buffet without the complimentary taser.

She concluded with: "I have many many more effective techniques that will not lead to any prosecution, but you'll have to purchase the book."

When pressed to describe the book, Coulter demurred. "Alright!!!!!!!! I have chapter titles like: Die, Liberal, Die, 60 Ways to kill a Liberal, How Liberal die Easy (like Sunday morning), Killing Liberal a good Karma Thing To Do, Hollywood Liberals: God's great mistake, and..." (Ed's Note: due to the graphic nature of other chapter titles that we cannot print them here).

Trowellette, ended the interview with the obvious question, when will this book be published? "We are hung up in limbo, waiting, in transition right now because the suits in legal affairs are a bit weak, crying and moaning about legal concerns!!!! Maybe they are liberals?!!!!!"

Thanks to Trowellette for this illuminating interview.