Hot Tub Tom trying to keep things from getting too Hot

Looks like The Hammer is tired of having to answer for things like honesty, integrity, and following silly 'lil rules.

The repugnicrats are rewriting the rules over the ethics procedures to make it virtually impossible to begin ethics investigations on republicans. Of course, it still remains important to allow loop holes so that the holders of divine morality can judge others, especially those evil liberals and God forsaken heathens, the democrats!

In the wake of ethics slaps at the House majority leader, Tom DeLay, Republicans are preparing to make it more difficult to initiate ethics investigations

Given that republicans stole the 2000 presidential election by decree and may have won 2004 with some funny little shenanigans in Ohio and other contested states, surely this doesn't surprise anyone! If so, there is no Santa Claus, no tooth ferry, and we did not have to go start a foolish war in Iraq.