Unfortunately, CNN Retains Rights to All of His Intellectual Property

Tucker Carlson going to MSNBC. Clearly the basis for this is the unconscionable lack of conservatives hosting cable broadcasts. I mean, clearly, that paragon of the liberal media establishment Deborah Norville, must take herself and her patent socialism out the door along with her succulent ass.

[Did I really just refer to Deborah Norville's ass as succulent?]

Unfortunately, Tucker's show is going to be difficult to imagine, as CNN, like when Letterman went to CBS from NBC, retains all rights to whatever it is that constitutes the pairing of Tucker Carlson & Intellectual Property.

So I guess he'll have to ditch the bowtie.

Is it really so hard to imagine that if the networks actually tried a *GASP* liberal hosting a show they could actually get worse ratings than they do at MSNBC?

Attaturk (or pretty much anybody) could be hired at MSNBC and pull a 0.3 for Jeebus sake!

Can you imagine the fun of 1-hour of Picture Captions? My god, I think I'd get at least 50 viewers, one of whom may not be a shut-in.