Bush Negotiates with Himself

George wants Pretzel.


But pretzel could hurt George.


Yes, but Pretzels tasty.


And why not have a pretzel? I'm a War President, with a mandate!



But George is getting fat.


What do the Nazgul think?


No! You cannot have the ring! Stupid Nazgul....Now, suppose I chew this time?


Mmmmmmm.

Three Hours Later.


It was so worth it. And now should I ride my bike?