From Holden at First Draft via Portal Pulpit comes this picture that for lack of a better expression (those are wasted on the pictures themselves) is to captioning, what an 80 mile an hour fastball down the middle of the plate is to "flaxseed-oiled" Barry Bonds:
Let's see, 90 Seconds what I can come up with:
"Ambidextrous George, able to be pitcher and catcher simultaneously"
"Mission Accomplished, I'll SAY!"
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of that giant-assed ship behind me"
"Now THIS is a Man-Date!"
"When I said I wanted blow, that is not what I meant"
"Now this is the kind of Mr. Salty YOU can choke on"
"The Insurgents...are in my pants"
Whew, feel the burn.
Go ahead and add your own.
UPDATE: A commenter at First Draft with the unique name of "anonymous" had one I wish I had thought of, because it is so good and obvious I'm ashamed I missed it.
"Need some wood?"
My snark deposit sloshes toward thee.