Figuring it Works on Americans, Chimp Uses 9/11 to Manipulate Canadians

The Chimp thinks it would be good to have Canada's help in the war on terra. How can I get this backwater country behind me? Hmmm, lets see. 9/11. Yeah, that's the ticket, 9/11. The suckers in Jesusland bought it; I'll bet the Canadians will too.

Bush's visit to this port city was linked to the Sept. 11 attacks, the defining event of his presidency and the spark for his eventual decision to invade Iraq.

"For days after Sept. 11, Canadians came to the aid of men and women and children who were worried and confused and had nowhere to sleep," the president said inside the Port 21 Museum, a historic site that was for decades a gateway for immigration and troop movements.

"You opened your homes and your churches to strangers, you brought food, you set up clinics, you arranged for calls to their loved ones, and you asked for nothing in return," the president said.

"Thank you for your kindness to America in an hour of need."

We may have plenty of suckers down here that buy that line of BS from the Chimp, but what does he think Canadians are? Morons? Apparently, so he delivers the coup de grace:

"Beyond the words of politicians and the natural disagreements that nations will have, our two peoples are one family and always will be," he said.

Its the old switcheroo he's given us a million times: yeah we've disagreed but that's what is great about democracy, people can disagree and state their disagreement. But he keeps forgetting to mention that stating your disagreement in a politically antiseptic safety zone is about all you get from this guy.

Are the Canadians buying it?

A couple of hundred protesters chanted anti-Bush slogans and held signs that read, "PM (Prime Minister) don't make deals with the devil," "Terrorists go home" and "Tanks for nothing."

Bush's audience sat mostly in silence as he called on Canadians and other allies to join him in "great goals," each of them relating to terrorism and each long ingrained in Bush policy.

I didn't think so.

Oh, and do you think he told them just how bad things are? That we ae actually drafting, I mean extending the tours of our soldiers so that we may increase our troop presence?

I didn't think so either.