Girls' Prison

I'm pretty sure, that I, Atta J. Turk, when the Patriot Act III ("this time it's personal") is implemented, will experience the "joy" of being a prison bitch. So naturally, I was interested in reading this.

NBC, is apparently finally giving us a porn series.

Martha Stewart will revive her daily homemaking show next September, this time with a live audience, celebrity guests and the help of "The Apprentice" producer Mark Burnett, it was announced Wednesday.

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Stewart went into prison promising to learn something new every day, Lyne said. "Knowing her, I am convinced that much of it will end up on the show," she said.

I'm guessing she learned how to use a shiv and a new meaning for the term "landing strip", or "the brazilian".

...I'm sorry that was what I was fantasizing that she had learned. My mistake.

Now back to moronic reality.