The Kennedy Center Honors -- AKA "The Washington Prom"

The Bush Administration paying tribute to six people that voted against it. What could be a better subject for picture captioning?


Billy Joel and his wife Kate arrive. Ms. Joel's Wife wears the relieved smile that can only indicate that Billy agreed to take a cab.


Katie Couric and her magic colon.


Robert Downey Jr., moments before he asked Denny Hastert if he could sleep it off at his house.


"Desperate House Non-Wife"


Bill Cohen and wife Janet Langhart Cohen arrive and make Samuel Francis cry into his white sheets.


Bo Derek is crushed to learn that, once again, she has not been honored by the Kennedy Center.


Joe Lieberman congratulates Don Rumsfeld on his body count.


Washington's "Hot Sex" couple arrives, sans typical accessories of riding crop and ball-gag.


L to R: Kerry voter, Kerry voter, "oops", Kerry voter, Kerry voter, Kerry voter, Kerry voter, Kerry voter.


John Kerry demonstrates to Warren Beatty what he is going to do to John O'Neill at his first opportunity.


The look on Dear Leader shows that he is making sure that Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee are appropriately enthusiastic at his entrance.


The Kennedy Center Honors the most prestigious and successful of American Artists. And, I guess, Elton John.