Sunday, December 05, 2004

Mimi Mingalingadingdong vs. Borders

Screaming Mimi is going after intelligent debate on borders now that she has attacked intelligent foreign policy and attacked people with multiple names (several actors must be excited about the possibility of some attention from Mingaloolabadabing that might help get them some publicity)!

Of course, my new catch phrase comes from her. Seriously. Mimi writes that "political correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism." Since I have never believed in political correctness... Really and truly, dear readers. I believe that political corrrectness originated among progressives and liberals making fun of the people who wanted to so correctly pronounce Managua that they purposely distorted "aaaagggwwwwaaa." It was fun. We realized that we had to make fun of each other and not take things too seriously. We all know that the Reaganites and the right-wing (not to mention the nut-wing) made political hay out of this notion of correctness.

So, my new catch phrase is that "Conservative correctness if the hausfrau of small minds." Maybe it will catch on. Surely, it is more insightful than our pal Mimi. At least I will not make fun of people with multiple names.

No comments: