Abu Ga-Reb

Now we know why the Preznit has such a difficult time pronouncing the word Abu Ghraib. His lawyer says it the same way.

Shorter Alberto "The Judge" Gonzalez:

We have never condoned the use of torture on prisoners.

Let's give the ol' Judge a hearty hi-ho from Nelson Muntz who has something to say in response to this sublime statement from Gonzalez.