Ugh, the Weekend Captions (shorter version)

Oh, just fuckin' kill me already!


White House officials are wondering why their latest stay in school plan is failing.


"Don & Dick provided me with a few more pointers in how to make sure I make "Liberty" squeal like a piggy."


Chalabi's "killer" version of Streisand's 'Evergreen' did surprisingly poorly at the Baghdad Karaoke Festival.*


Oh gawd, he's happy to see me.


The Bush Administration plans to use the inauguration to reveal the President's newest initiative to win the War on Godzilla.


*thanks to Needlenose for this pic, submit your own captions there, or just go to their site, it is excellent.