Tops stick together

Ann Coulter, also 8 inches cut.

Available for balling, gagging, whipping, branding, cutting (alert Michelle Malking), interning (ditto), or opening jars.

And commenter OY points out this ironic turn of phrase...

Also unlike Raines, Rather and Jordan, Gannon has appeared on television and given a series of creditable interviews in his own defense, proving our gays are more macho than their straights.

Yes, Ann and my money is on your side's transvestites too.