Just to make a strong illustrative point

Over at the intersection of Let's Talk about serious stuff like the Carter Submarine Street & Hey Look over there, the Clenis Avenue, the world's thickest Simpson's affecianado spouts forth:

But meanwhile I've had several people try to explain to me that the gay sex angle makes this story no less significant than the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Jeff Gannon = Commander-in-Chief. I don't see it.

Let me explain it to you in a way in which you are intimately familiar:

"For all I know he finger butt-fucked Chelsea Dubya"