Apologies to Cole Porter

Imagine, Jeff Gannon dressed up to the "nines" (cut or uncut I'll leave to your discretion)

To the tune of "You're the Top" (as sung by Fred Astaire)

I'm a top! I'm the Colosseum,

I'm a top! Just wait you'll see 'em,

I made a melody from time at the White House,

I'm an expensive harlot, a very tasty trollop,
You're Mickey Mouse.

My denial, about my Tower of Power,
Come hither smile I'll kiss ya'.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,

But if, Baby, You're the bottom,

I'm the top!