An Alternative to the "White Feather"

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah.

Doesn't like getting the White Feathers. Poor baby.

So I offer a compromise and a melding of events, a synchronicity if you will.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Send a White Dude to Jonah

This would enable Jonah to avoid having to go to Iraq to hang with the Marines, he could have a former Marine come and hang with him.

He could help him write his columns. Wash each others cars. Go to sporting events. They could watch the pro-rasslin' they could, um, rassle a bit themselves.