And he will be wearing...only chaps!

George Bush, selected President, Male Model, Calvin Klein Commercial Casting Director, Bald Fetishist:

Bush says Chirac might make a good cowboy

U.S. President George W. Bush has called the French leader by his first name Jacques and joked about inviting the Iraq war opponent to his Texas ranch, saying, "I'm looking for a good cowboy."

Well, he did lose Gannon.