Attaturk Complies with New Media Rules

This is, after all, how it is done nowadays.


Some would say, the Bush Administration wants to kill social security.

Some would say, President Bush puts a large sock down his trousers.

Some would say that the Bush Administration is filled with sociopaths.

Some would say that the Bush Administration will soon declare another foreign policy crisis in order to detract attention from their domestic clusterfuckery.

Some would say that George Bush killed nearly 1,500 American soldiers because he is a moron.

Some would say that he is the worst President since James Buchanan cocked his head.

Some would say that Karl Rove is the physical equivalent of two Geobbels without the cloven hoof (physically at least)

Some would say that Denny Hastert is a fat pig connected to Tom DeLay's teat.

Some would say that James Dobson is involved in a Sado-Masochistic relationship with his Dachshund.

Some would say that Bill Frist has 13 of the 14 characteristics of a serial killer.

Some would say that Darryn Kagan is a beard.

Some would say that Rick Santorum likes doing it doggy style, with doggies.

Some would say that Ann Coulter may actually be a woman...at least to his face.

Some would say that William Safire should be put in a stew...except he'd be too gamey.

Some would say that the Modern GOP is itself the best argument that Darwin works on a bell curve, as we surely seem to be heading back to the sea under these fucking idiots.

Some would say that Jonah Goldberg is not a doughy pant load. Just kidding, we cannot find anybody who says such a thing.

Some would say that they Ken Mehlman is quite the ladies man, wink, wink, wink.

Some would say that Jeff Gannon was really a bottom.

Some would say that Scottie McClellan is direct and forthright.

Some would say that Barbara Bush (the elder) once killed a servant for being tardy with the pudding.