Asshat Man

Formerly known as "Twat Man", but I realized that is a vulgarization of a body part that all should have an affection for and it's demeaning to a gender. On the other hand, we all have asses, and we all have hats, no?

Therefore, Norm Coleman is forever known as "Asshat Man".

Just think of the "Batman" television theme with its very, very complicated lyrics and replace "Batman" with "Asshat" everytime you see Norm Coleman (R-Minn) on the TV braying about the United Nations and Kofi Anan.

And don't forget his little sidekick, Boy Blunder, aka Rich Lowry famous for timely National Review Cover Stories like this.

So whenever there is a story about missing Iraqi millions, especially that lost by the coalition don't forget to light the Asshat Signal, it is what the Commissioner would want you to do.



POW!, BAM!, Uff'DA!